Cliff Hutchingson - Attorney at Law!
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[At the top of the poster, there is the symbol of Waukeen, stamped over a faded symbol Tyr]
Fairest ladies and finest gentlemen of the Great Caravan City!
Are you in legal trouble? Had an accident that wasn't your fault?
Want compensation? Didn't do it? Did do it and just want to get off the hook anyway?
Then you need Cliff Hutchingson - Attorney at Law!
If the money's there, I don't care! I can and will do anything for gold!
My specialties include:
The Owlbear Defense
Baffling them with my bullshit
Doing things of questionable morality for coin
**Contact Cliff Hutchingson, Attorney at Law today!**
Remember: If the Money's there - I don't care!
[Posters are obnoxiously kept updated and spread around - Often times, there are up to three, even four copies of the poster on a single board]
[You start to wonder how someone so desperate can afford to put this many posters to print]
This just in! Cliff Hutchingson, Attorney at Law - Has not pledged his support to a candidate!
Now, while Cliff Hutchingson, Attorney at Law lacks the ability to vote, thanks to a series of small, irrelevant felonies, he can pledge his honorable word and resources to a candidate that offers the most
cointo this glorious City!
Talk to Cliff Hutchingson, Attorney at Law and get your support today!