CoA imitating life
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Mitchell DeSchurr was seen running naked through the streets of Arabel today, pummeling a gnome and bellowing obscenities before three Stark Wyverns wrestled him to the ground and drug him back to his fortress. Everyone agrees, the once grandiose warrior has entirely lost his mind and many feel a great deal of pity for his beautiful adopted daughter Anya and her young husband Steven.
I now think of DeSchurr as Mel Gibson… crazy and racist-- living in his mansion, only coming outside to embarrass his family and get into trouble with cops.
We need a slightly younger and crazier lord with topless maidens to move in next door and be Charlie Sheen.
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I heard Robbie Thond has Tiger Blood.
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I also have it on good authority he's an unemployed winner.
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We need a slightly younger and crazier lord with topless maidens to move in next door and be Charlie Sheen.
This is what I was constantly pushing for Lamir Fezznick to do, but the DMs just never got on board my Bi-Winning Train!
