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      Elsbeth last edited by

      The BG Continuum

      [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
      [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
      [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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        Elsbeth last edited by

        Maureen Juxtaposition, to be fair, is better applied as E-girl Juxtaposition. Maureen just happens to do it the best.

        [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
        [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
        [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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          The Hinty Hiccup.

          [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
          [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
          [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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            Elsbeth last edited by

            Haer'Dalis Hypothesis is a personal favorite. Otherwise known as Hedge Magic F*** Up

            [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
            [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
            [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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              Elsbeth last edited by

              The Golw Trick aka The Golw Gamble

              [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
              [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
              [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                Elsbeth last edited by

                Koririn Paradox.

                [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                  Elsbeth last edited by

                  The Olouth Conjecture.

                  [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                  [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                  [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                    Elsbeth last edited by

                    "The Verk Violation"

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                    [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                    [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                    [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                      Elsbeth last edited by

                      The Vane "Wild Wild" West Vision.

                      [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                      [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                      [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                        Elsbeth last edited by

                        The Forte Facade.

                        [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                        [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                        [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                          Elsbeth last edited by

                          the Sickly Sucker Punch. The less sinister, but no less frustrating, version is called the Dire Wolf Dickery.

                          [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                          [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                          [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                            Elsbeth last edited by

                            The Geek Goodly Garden.

                            [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                            [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                            [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                              Elsbeth last edited by

                              The Gurmbach-Rav Equilibrium.

                              [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                              [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                              [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                                Elsbeth last edited by

                                The Stripper Social Deficiency Order.

                                [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                                [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                                [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                                  Elsbeth last edited by

                                  The Relonor Reduction.

                                  [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                                  [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                                  [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                                    Elsbeth last edited by

                                    The Vorpal Wabsy.

                                    [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                                    [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                                    [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                                      Elsbeth last edited by

                                      Please, dear people, bear in mind - I did not write these analyses; I merely transcribed them from acemv's rantings on IRC. All complaints and compliments should be directed to him.

                                      [07:05] <amber>Hey Maurren, how's the birthday going?
                                      [07:05] <amber>*Maureen
                                      [07:05] <amber>Look! I gave you a typo for your birthday!</amber></amber></amber>

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                                        Acemvi last edited by

                                        The Relonor Resentment.

                                        1. Character is made, joins or is already part of prominent faction.
                                        2. Character finds perks of faction life welcoming. Enjoyable time. Thinks faction awesome.
                                        3.Sudden development, character finds interest in opposite gender.
                                        4. Initiate contact.
                                        5. Realizes belatedly despite perks chosen faction has no sex appeal.
                                        6. Tries to remedy with "aura of mystery"; succeeds only in further alienating target.
                                        7. Lapse into bitterness as target is snatched away by far less intelligent character, or lesbian.

                                        "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Albert Camus

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                                          Duckroll last edited by

                                          I see Maureen is trolling again

                                          Tong Jool, Merchant of Kara Tur

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                                            Acemvi last edited by

                                            The Misanthrope Miscalculation

                                            1. Character is made. Often with dark, brooding past and persona. Frequently evil.
                                            2. Dons garments of black, stalks the streets in attempt to appear menacing.
                                            3. Startling discovery, instead of taking hint at spiky black armor and giant greataxe to leave alone in peace, chatty characters begin to gravitate towards him.
                                            4. Efforts to ward off cheerful people with death threats and various angry
                                            expressions only result in giggles.
                                            5. Situation escalates. Characters of opposite - sometimes same (more likely if both female) - gender begins to try and flirt. Exasperation becomes frustration.
                                            6. Patience snaps, "F.D." switch turned on; last expression of victim is often "seductive" (see: nauseating) wink.
                                            7. Suddenly popularity plummets for no apparent reason; baffling.
                                            8. Gank squads formed, either dead within week, or survives, only to leave city in search of greener pastures.
                                            9. Miscalculation realized (often while making snow angels in Fugue Plane): dark and brooding attracts attention, consideration of standard issue evil disguise being changed to pink floral dress.

                                            "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Albert Camus

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