IN SEARCH OF PARADISE
Halfling Mobster last edited by
Aren't you sick of this place? Undead armies? Orc Perils? Goblins in the sewers? Kenku's just outside your arms reach and a gigantic fucking fish in the deepest part of the sewers that eats people?
Why aren't we leaving yet?
Well, I got an answer. Me and my buddy had a vision of PARADISE, and we're looking to find it. If you wanna find paradise as well, well, you just gotta agree to do whatever we tell you! We want to get out of this shit stain of a city as well and love forever on wheat, honey, and whatever deliciousness we can find IN PARADISE.
Write to Shylock's or the Grinning Goat if you think you can find it with us!