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      thorkm last edited by

      In order to not miss out anyone in our international, global player base stretched across all the timezones in this world - a

      MERRY CHRISTMAS

      to all of you and something a role player surely can snicker about ;-)

      _In Santa's factory so bright,
      The elf-slaves work all day and night.
      If just for seconds they cut slack,
      The old man's bullwhip cuts their back.
      But once a year, just for the thrill
      There is a mighty fire-drill.
      They all run out of Santa's lair
      And chill for hours in the air.

      A Christmas Elf got lost that day
      And Grumpy was his name
      And he cut quick chase through the fields and hay
      As if his pants were bright aflame.

      And far away, some miles southwest
      Poor Grumpy finally could rest
      Under a sparkling Christmas tree.
      And contemplated being free
      In mentally a fragile state.
      Aflame sprang a new Christmas hate
      In Grumpy's tortured Elven soul
      And overcame his self-control.

      A Christmas Elf got mad that day
      And Grumpy was his name
      And he screamed and screeched like a bird of prey
      As if his soul was bright aflame.

      Now Grumpy planned and Grumpy manned
      His headquarter, his own command,
      His own mischievous winter sleigh
      But not for toys and merry play -
      He packed his sack brim-full with dregs,
      dead mice, forgotten Easter eggs,
      He spied on Santa's Christmas list
      And off he went in Winter mist.

      A Christmas Elf hit back that day
      And Grumpy was his name
      And he flew with hooray over roof and alleyway
      As if his heart was bright aflame.

      He yoked his sled with mangled cats
      Which ate good children's little pets.
      He dragged the Christmas Stockings down
      and filled them up with something brown
      Which no one dared identify.
      (It was just last year's Christmas pie.)
      He wrote graffiti on the wall
      Which told that Santa did it all.

      A Christmas Elf had fun that day
      And Grumpy was his name
      And he pranced and he danced with a cackle away
      As if his mind was bright aflame.

      Since that day, no one ever told
      Their children evermore of old
      Saint Nick, and of his famous list,
      Of goodness, that must preexist
      compensatory offering
      Which means: the presents he would bring.
      And children's ethical convention
      Must now be based on comprehension.

      A Christmas Elf moved earth that day
      And Grumpy was his name
      With anarchical sway he took Christmas away
      And his madness burned like a flame._

      by Mynnia Ignea Carosna

      CoAEE Kaldo - still walking
      CoA4 Shell / Osynthir-spirited, Bimpbiddle-retired
      CoA3 Rarethylir, Jim-retired / Jaron Wenden, Vich ,Wesh Smith, Juston Steel, Marena, Anyndil, Dale Meynn-dead
      CoA2 Merentin Nefzen - dead

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        Dondknight last edited by

        Merry Christmas :)

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          Skorm last edited by

          Merry Christmas aswell.i won't be much online tomorrow due to family gather so saying it ahead :)

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          • Lamancha
            Lamancha last edited by

            Happy Christmas all of you.

            Lamancha

            • Daniel Wintersun PD Scout
            • Ignatius Blake - Mage Guild
            • Sir Jason Ogrebane - Redhart
            • Marin Lightsord - Five Star
            • Radwa al Maloof - Thond
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            • ArchAngel_G
              ArchAngel_G last edited by

              A Merry Christmas to all. May your nog be spiked, your stockings stuffed with useless trinkets, and your families spirits lightened.

              "Life is a game that is meant to be played."
              "Anything which lessens our distress at being surrounded by chaos gives us pleasure." - Anthony Storr
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk56VxaeqEQ&feature=related

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              • Turbospew
                Turbospew last edited by

                Christmas season sux cause Christmas day is the busiest day of the year for me.. stoopid work.

                Other than that, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

                The Universe is Hostile, So impersonal. Devour to survive. So it is; So it's always been.

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                • golw
                  golw last edited by

                  Happy Festivus!

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                    trader of ghosts last edited by

                    Merry Christmas and so on. You no the deal.

                    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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                      Zapnl last edited by

                      Yus.

                      Lorielle Milkina: Hmm. Milli on a leash

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                        Jared last edited by

                        Happy holidays to one and to all.

                        'Knowledge is Power'

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                        • dripster13
                          dripster13 last edited by

                          Jolly Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Merry Kwanza, Swell Yule, And all that other jazz… And happy new years!

                          Dead/Retired:Drago,Gorf, Warian, West,Elizu, Switch,Sir Micha
                          Living: Allan Scarlet
                          peeks under Elizium's robe I found the underdark

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                            Rincewind1 last edited by

                            MERRY CHRISTMAS

                            And a hapi nju year!

                            Smaug - Hoarding Plots since Hobbit.

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                              MetalMonk last edited by

                              Its Xmas eve here Down under …

                              So I wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR

                              MetalMonk


                              MetalMonk

                              Core - Earthsoul
                              Janu - Oathtaker (its not easy being green)
                              Leo HeartShield - Not in this world anymore
                              Soul - Lost in the UnderDark
                              Merudo - killed
                              Toman Sanner - Retired Green Dragon

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                              • Forte
                                Forte last edited by

                                Greetings from Santa Forte. He wishes you all a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.

                                He doesn't come emptyhanded, however. With his elves:

                                He brings the men this for Christmas:

                                Santa Forte doesn't discriminate in his hiring practices, he's recently hired on a fresh batch of Auxilary Santas, to deliver gifts for the women:

                                And they will be delivering these gifts:

                                So that the men, when drunk, will remember who's really in charge in the family.

                                @Pyth:

                                > I had to actually stop the movie, and check to see if I had been hit with an old school unholy trinity

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                                  Almadyr last edited by

                                  Merry Christmas!

                                  If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1.

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                                    Eraamion last edited by

                                    Merry Christmas to all of you, folks! See you in 2011!

                                    Eraamion

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                                      Elothon last edited by

                                      Merry Christmas…

                                      from Australia.. look likes we'll be there before a lot of you..

                                      see you in the next year

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                                        Daywalker last edited by

                                        Merry Christmas alll

                                        Daywalker

                                        Alexander Seth - Warrior of Lathander and Commander of the Imperial Blades

                                        Squire John Corbullo of the Red Harts - Executed
                                        Marcus Wrath - On the run
                                        Luthor Black of the Blood Dragons - Dead

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                                        • V-Rage
                                          V-Rage last edited by

                                          Merry Christmas well in 11 hours anyway.

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                                          • Gurb
                                            Gurb last edited by

                                            Merry zombie-free Christmas!

                                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UqEhUm2B_8

                                            gurb

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