Merry Christmas 2010
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In order to not miss out anyone in our international, global player base stretched across all the timezones in this world - a
MERRY CHRISTMAS
to all of you and something a role player surely can snicker about ;-)
_In Santa's factory so bright,
The elf-slaves work all day and night.
If just for seconds they cut slack,
The old man's bullwhip cuts their back.
But once a year, just for the thrill
There is a mighty fire-drill.
They all run out of Santa's lair
And chill for hours in the air.A Christmas Elf got lost that day
And Grumpy was his name
And he cut quick chase through the fields and hay
As if his pants were bright aflame.And far away, some miles southwest
Poor Grumpy finally could rest
Under a sparkling Christmas tree.
And contemplated being free
In mentally a fragile state.
Aflame sprang a new Christmas hate
In Grumpy's tortured Elven soul
And overcame his self-control.A Christmas Elf got mad that day
And Grumpy was his name
And he screamed and screeched like a bird of prey
As if his soul was bright aflame.Now Grumpy planned and Grumpy manned
His headquarter, his own command,
His own mischievous winter sleigh
But not for toys and merry play -
He packed his sack brim-full with dregs,
dead mice, forgotten Easter eggs,
He spied on Santa's Christmas list
And off he went in Winter mist.A Christmas Elf hit back that day
And Grumpy was his name
And he flew with hooray over roof and alleyway
As if his heart was bright aflame.He yoked his sled with mangled cats
Which ate good children's little pets.
He dragged the Christmas Stockings down
and filled them up with something brown
Which no one dared identify.
(It was just last year's Christmas pie.)
He wrote graffiti on the wall
Which told that Santa did it all.A Christmas Elf had fun that day
And Grumpy was his name
And he pranced and he danced with a cackle away
As if his mind was bright aflame.Since that day, no one ever told
Their children evermore of old
Saint Nick, and of his famous list,
Of goodness, that must preexist
compensatory offering
Which means: the presents he would bring.
And children's ethical convention
Must now be based on comprehension.A Christmas Elf moved earth that day
And Grumpy was his name
With anarchical sway he took Christmas away
And his madness burned like a flame._by Mynnia Ignea Carosna
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Merry Christmas :)
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Merry Christmas aswell.i won't be much online tomorrow due to family gather so saying it ahead :)
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Happy Christmas all of you.
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A Merry Christmas to all. May your nog be spiked, your stockings stuffed with useless trinkets, and your families spirits lightened.
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Christmas season sux cause Christmas day is the busiest day of the year for me.. stoopid work.
Other than that, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
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Happy Festivus!
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Merry Christmas and so on. You no the deal.
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Yus.
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Happy holidays to one and to all.
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Jolly Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Merry Kwanza, Swell Yule, And all that other jazz… And happy new years!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
And a hapi nju year!
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Its Xmas eve here Down under …
So I wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR
MetalMonk
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Greetings from Santa Forte. He wishes you all a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.
He doesn't come emptyhanded, however. With his elves:
He brings the men this for Christmas:
Santa Forte doesn't discriminate in his hiring practices, he's recently hired on a fresh batch of Auxilary Santas, to deliver gifts for the women:
And they will be delivering these gifts:
So that the men, when drunk, will remember who's really in charge in the family.
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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas to all of you, folks! See you in 2011!
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Merry Christmas…
from Australia.. look likes we'll be there before a lot of you..
see you in the next year
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Merry Christmas alll
Daywalker
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Merry Christmas well in 11 hours anyway.
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Merry zombie-free Christmas!
