Smurk Service



  • *Spread about in Old Town and Citadel

    Smurk Service

    **Smurk available for aLMost any JOB and ALWAYs deliVers.

    From behEadinG tO hard laBOr you can alWaYS coUnt on SmurK as long as there'S:

    Gold
    Blood
    Excitement.

    • Smurk the HalF-oRC.**


  • **> Smurk Brawl

    Brawls of Blood in Shylock's. If you don't want to fight personally you can bet or bring pet but no weapons!

    There will be;

    BLOOD
    TAUNTS, SWEARS
    CRUSHED BONES
    EXCITEMENT
    AND GRAND PRIZES FOR THE WINNERS

    Prizes include:
    All the goods they don't allow in the Nursery.
    Smurk Trophies incl. the fresh oinker heads from Playground!
    Blood vials from lycanthropes and dragons.
    AND THE LIST GOES ON.

    Entrance fee: 20 lions

    Be the beater or being beaten you can earn prizes no matter which side as long as you make it ENTERTAINING.
    Most magic allowed as long as people bleed.
    Min. betting: 50 lions.
    Running away from fight earns flogging.
    And no killing.**



  • [Posters are set up in streets of Old Town.]


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