Happy birthday Mortui (18 years old!)
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Welcome to the wonderful world of hookers, drugs, alcohol and chest hair. (warning, not all of these things are related to manhood)
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I've had chest hair since I was 16, but thank you Apple!
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How to speak Australian, by Forte:
Aussie billabong Sheila, OI OI OI, U WOT, I DECK U, I SWEAR ON ME MUM. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI OI, kiwi Sheila.
Now what that means in English:
"Happy Birthday, go have a cold one on us all, and meet some nice girls. And mind the New Zealanders."
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Happy birthday LEETIL BOI.
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Welcome to adulthood, it's really fun trust me.
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Welcome to the next day of the rest of your life.
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Fair warning it's a trap. The rest of your life has bills.