Favorite IRC / Discord quotes!
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(5:13:40 PM) thomas|mIRC: I get the impression Sebastian is more impressive as a forum warrior
(5:13:43 PM) thomas|mIRC: than he is IG
(5:13:43 PM) thomas|mIRC: T_T
(5:13:53 PM) Polaris: I've seen that before.
(5:13:58 PM) Polaris: It's called the eraamion complex.
(5:14:15 PM) Polaris: Eraamion often has six plots running, three PvPs and a death sentence
(5:14:21 PM) Polaris: and then he decides to make the PC IG. -
19:24 : Kron eat citizen, and canoe, NOW KRON IS CITIZENSHIP! <–lol
19:25 : lol
19:25 : kron
19:25 : priest of cieling god
19:25 : Kron asked for his ship back in Maleen Tower
19:26 : vixen might have had to borrow it
19:26 : reminds me i got her nps wrrit up ready
19:26 : vixen is awesome sponsor
19:26 : The fact that Puffy plays Vixen
19:26 : Makes Vixen even hotter for some reason
19:26 : lol
19:26 : pervert
19:27 : who else would it be?
19:27 : Ponies.
19:27 : ponies?
19:27 Thune sage nods
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[23:51] <@Lizard_> oh man this Pit Trial is so fun to watch
[23:51] <@Lizard_> it's 5am and all i'm doing is watching
[23:52] lol
[23:54] <@Lizard_> it is actually the most amazing thing ever
[23:55] <thomas|mirc>What is he on trial for?
[23:55] <@Lizard_> We have a "guard" "faction" called Agents of the Citadel
[23:55] <@Lizard_> their final initiation hurdle is
[23:55] <@Lizard_> all the candidates get tossed into the pit
[23:55] <@Lizard_> the first few to come out get the job
[23:55] <@Lizard_> anything goes
[23:56] Basically all of our police are Bane from the Dark Knight Rises
[23:56] <@Lizard_> yes
[23:57] Basically.
[23:57] That's hilarious.
[23:57] <@Lizard_> I've been sitting here with a grin plastered on my face for like the last 2 hours
[23:58] RISE
[23:58] RISE
[23:58] RISE!
[23:58] RISE!!!
[23:58] <@Lizard_> hoo hoo ha- ha-
[23:59] Needs pit faction</thomas|mirc> -
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14:03 : raccoons, with their balls drawn on
14:03 : Japaneses tend to have weirder tastes
14:03 : turning into humans -
: A hominid walks into a bar and says "I'm a Teepee I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam"
: The bartender answers "Relax man, you're two tents"
: Is that like having sex while camping?
: It's in tents.
: So in tents
: :)
: I'm going to murder everyone
: hahaha
: HellzYeah doesn't like play on words.
: don't talk about murder in the future tents
: Thats it
: Everyone dies
: Not today.
: Hellzyeah will be charged with assault within tent
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[14:41] My parents had gone on vacation to florida and my mother decided to bring the modem/router with her just to spite me.
[14:41] So I drove over to the computer store, scrapped up all my allowance bought a new one.
[14:42] And ever since then any time she took the router to work with her to spite me.
[14:42] I'd pull out the one I bought and plugged it in.
[14:42] Was a total rebel.
[14:42] A nerdy rebel… -
My favorite fact is that a teacher cites this here!
:D
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[00:02] =-= SillyPutty is now known as Hinty
[00:02] =-= YOU are now known as DeadPuffy
[00:02] =-= DarthPuffy is now known as Magpie
[00:02] =-= LordPuffPuffII is now known as HellzYeah
[00:02] =-= DiabolicalPuffy is now known as Seter
[00:02] =-= DarkPuffy is now known as Zargen
[00:02] =-= ConnivingPuffy is now known as Cheshire
[00:02] =-= YOU are now known as Puffy -
[00:02] =-= SillyPutty is now known as Hinty
[00:02] =-= YOU are now known as DeadPuffy
[00:02] =-= DarthPuffy is now known as Magpie
[00:02] =-= LordPuffPuffII is now known as HellzYeah
[00:02] =-= DiabolicalPuffy is now known as Seter
[00:02] =-= DarkPuffy is now known as Zargen
[00:02] =-= ConnivingPuffy is now known as Cheshire
[00:02] =-= YOU are now known as PuffySorry I started all this madness Puffy…....
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10:32 : I remember as a thief the best way to make gold was to PP beggers…Made 1,000 in one day.
10:32 *** Peonss joined #CoA
10:33 : ...
10:33 *** Peons quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
10:33 : It was fixed.
10:33 : You made 1,000 gp...
10:33 : Byt pick pocketing...
10:33 : Beggars
10:33 : XD
10:33 : lol
10:33 : Yes.
10:34 : Beggars are rich hominid
10:34 : they get gold all day
10:34 : even from other npc's
10:34 : There are so many problems with that I don't know where to start
10:34 : They can even ask Nadie's kitten for money
10:34 : Server did not see a reset in three days so yes.....1,000 from all the beggers.
10:34 : Probably with an IP ban of everyone from whatever country you are from
10:34 : Including myself if need be -
*** Blank is now known as Cerberus|
*** Cheshire is now known as Blank
*** Cerberus is now known as WorchestercheshireSauce
*** Cerberus| is now known as Cerberus
: so will the real cheshire step forward?
: You did an okay Cheshire Blank
: I should just ban all of you
: Ah hey cadiz
: Lol, cadiz PMed me as you
: Solve this once and for all
: lololol
: I have recieved ALL of your spoilers, Cheshire
*** WorchestercheshireSauce is now known as Cheshire
: all those gaols revealed… -
Started talking about my work…...
13:18 : Zargen what kind of lab do you work in?
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13:19
13:19 : lol
13:19 : I got you back to lvl 2 earlier! Did you die again?
13:19 *** Peons quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
13:19 : This wouldn't happen if you played a dwarf Tomppa
13:19 : >>
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13:20
13:20 : hue
13:21 : Must be the beetles I buffed with my secret wizard alt.
13:21 : First rule of surviving CoA
13:21 : Never solo anything
13:21 : ^^
13:21 <zargen|inthelab>: : Zargen what kind of lab do you work in? It is a university lab
13:21 : First rule of getting rich at the cost of xp
13:21 : Solo everything
13:21 : What kind?
13:21 : A blue one Hominid
13:21 : It is a blue lab
13:21 : I heard about
13:21 : Duh
13:21 : LEECHES
13:22 : And was intrigued
13:22 : It has chairs.
13:22 : Never solo anything until you can become invisible/stoneskinned
13:22 : Then just avoid soloing things that can detect you anyway >.>
13:22 : No because Stealth Cubes
13:22 : Yeah, when you can become invisible feel free to solo elder beasts
13:22 : >>
13:22 <zargen|inthelab>: We are studying parenting in a bread of leeches.
13:22 : : Then just avoid soloing things that can detect you anyway >.>
13:22 : Stealth cubes, the ultimate equalizer
13:22 : ^ stealth cube rule
13:22 : Parenting in leeches!?
13:22 : Like
13:22 <zargen|inthelab>: yes.
13:23 : Behavioral ecology?
13:23 : Papa leech and mama leech
13:23 <zargen|inthelab>: take care of young.
13:23 : Why leeches?
13:23 : Because hominid
13:23 <zargen|inthelab>: why not?
13:23 : If we can understand the leeches
13:23 : We can understand politicians
13:23 <zargen|inthelab>: lol
13:23 : >_>
13:23 : I am certain the lab uses leeches for a reason
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13:24 : Is it bad that I thought Zargen was Moloch's daughter?
13:24 <zargen|inthelab>: See government? Even these leeches are good parents.
13:24 <zargen|inthelab>: …......................
13:24 : lolol
13:24 <zargen|inthelab>: Vferu wrong Cheshire.
13:24 <zargen|inthelab>: very*
13:24 : What is interesting about the way leeches parent that make them a cool model?
13:24 : Alright time for me to go, and get food.
13:24 : All this leech talk is making me hungry for noodles.
13:24 <zargen|inthelab>: lol
13:25 *** Cheshire quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
13:25 : eww
13:25 <zargen|inthelab>: Those before me just started studying them.
13:26 : Surely there is a reason
13:26 : TELL ME DAMMIT
13:27 : Zargen is not a lab worker
13:27 : he just uses leeches for fish bait
13:27 : he knows nothing more
13:28 <zargen|inthelab>: The reason is to study the leech and their parental care.
13:28 : I love obscure model systems
13:28 : Why does anyone care about leeches though?
13:28 <zargen|inthelab>: My paper is about the group size vs the brrod size.
13:28 <zargen|inthelab>: brood?
13:28 : I'm not attacking the idea - Genuinely curious
13:29 <zargen|inthelab>: We are scientist. We want to know it all.....even the ridiculous stuff
13:29 : I am sure there is a better reason
13:29 <zargen|inthelab>: Sadly though my leeches keep loosing their eggs after I picture them.
13:30 <zargen|inthelab>: Get my name on a research paper.
13:31 : When your boss writes and applies for money, he tells them why it is important
13:31 : Do research on if Elves can survive without soapy baths
13:31 : He says "You should care about this because of X"
13:31 : What is X?
13:31 <zargen|inthelab>: We are unfunded.
13:31 <zargen|inthelab>: All out of pocket.
13:32 <zargen|inthelab>: so reason X is to just to learn.
13:32 : >.></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab></zargen|inthelab>13:24 : Is it bad that I thought Zargen was Moloch's daughter?
Where the heck did this come from?
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Leeches care for their young? I thought they just laid eggs and left them to it.
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Only one breed of leeches Zool
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: One of these days, I'm going to pause a DM event right when Hazard is running away from an Elder Beast Fragment and say in a shout, "Well, ol' Hazard and the boys are in a real pickle this time."
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12:29 : Seen the new ingredeant Bloodclaw wishes??
12:30 : You gon get eaten
12:30 : She hates Faerydae so much and Faerydae has never done anything to Claw.
12:31 : Faerydae's flesh is tender and juicy and Bloodclaw hungry
12:31 : Nothing personal.
12:31 : lol
12:32 : Who plays Claw anyways?
12:32 : CB
12:32 : Evil CB
12:33 : Fey tastes good marinated over a spit
12:33 Zargen conjures up the deepest Fairy Magic she can muster and turns Citizen_Bane into a frog.
12:34 : I hear frog legs tastes better. -
: I prefer to watch chick flicks alone. >_>
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<@Puffy> Zool is the only man I will stay awake till 2am for just to clean up his mess <3
Oh Puffy.